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takeitawayy @ 2006-03-19T02:49:00

2006-03-19T07:49:06Z

mandarin tomorrow and i cant' fnction, i'

takeitawayy @ 2006-02-10T00:31:00

2006-02-10T05:31:22Z

yeahtwo!!

dishankey a.k.a shanked!!
YOU'VE JUST BEEN FUCKING SHANKED

takeitawayy @ 2006-02-01T23:17:00

2006-02-02T04:18:04Z

motion city is sold out, i will pay you 300 LOBSTERS to get me a ticket for that show. i mean it!!

edit: i gotz myself not only a ticket, but a hot d8 too! ;)

takeitawayy @ 2005-10-27T22:01:00

2005-10-28T02:01:20Z

so today was wtfwtf.
stupid chris creglia called me 394839 times and he's like "WHY AREN'T YOU HERE!?!?"
and then i got there and there are all these people and they rip off their shirts and it says like "dana and foley = (L)" and there was confetti and giant bright orange signs that said like "GIVE HER PLEASURE." oh god. oh god.

takeitawayy @ 2005-10-26T20:28:00

2005-10-27T00:29:28Z

k i have to post this. i looked so hard for it and now i'm crying.

Current mood:	danasgay
Current music:	STARWARS N KALAN PORTERS

today i came to dana`s house at 8 or 9 am, and we chilled in her sexy comfy bed until i died then we went downtown and uh, had macdonalds. then we got candiez, n met chriz at mcdonalds.

we started walking to the rockit and i saw k-os and i said hi and called him an asshole and he looked at me like a deer in headlights. uh, lots of inside jokiez with da folkies. we got to the rockit and boy did it sukorz, mam man mandma man. and i was busting some moves and fuckin gawthz came and fucked my flow. fuck dem guy, bun dat shit.

uh, we walked back more inside jokez like "EAT ME" and da puzzy with da lines on da board. n lyke...what else? frickin yeah. so anyways my uterus hurts.

i love z-atom-z

when i wuz at da rockit, da toilet b ovaflowin an DIZ IS WUT HAPPENED U WILL NEVA BELIEVE UR EYEZ.

fuqin nutz eh?

I DONT KNOW HOW TO CUT BCUZ I FUCKING SUCK

2005-10-27T00:19:20Z

20 RANDOM PEOPLE.

1. hayley

2. shane

3. becca

4. dmitry

5. alyssa oshawa

6. alyssa toronto

7. foley

8. amber

9. jc

10. nick

11. jet-li

12. lauren b

13. jon

14. andre the vamp

15. hilary

16. maxine

17. creglia

18. chris

19. megan

20. lori

1. How did you meet ..13? alexis show last year... he had a moneen shirt and looked like claudio so we were like "sup."

2. What would have happened if you never met ..5? i wouldn't have that constant feeling that even shit happens..she really does care about me. it's very reassuring. i'd be different for sure.i also would have yet to have the best birthday of my life.
3. What do you honestly think of ..10? hez a qt!!!

Where did question 4 go? He went to go make fun of people and be fucking hilarious cause I love him.

5. If ..15 died tomorrow? Take her place in the marklander circle. HAHAH I'm kidding. I would wear a shirt that says "RIP HILLIE BOO' with her face on it every monday.

6. Would ..2 and ...12 make a good couple? no, she's got vag. she's too much of a woman for any boy i know, seriously. luv her. haha

7. Would ..3 and ..17 make a good couple? hmmm no.

8. Do you know any of ..4's family members? yeah not personally. i know his baby brother is being a dalmation for halloween and that's fucking CUTE.

9. how cute is ..14? fuqin DIS CUTE |---------------------------------------------------------| i luv dat boi.

10. What would you do if ..20 kissed you? it happened. i was drunk, she was drunk. i laughed?

11. What language does ..19 speak? booseteeky.

12. Who is ..8 going out with? randy, they just got married :)

13. When was the last time you talked to ..18? hmmm. not too long ago. i still gotta spook* that fucker.

14. What is ..9's favorite band? fuck i think it's. fordirelifesake. he's so cute.

15. Does ..2 have any siblings? an attractive brother.
16. Would you ever date ..6? no, i question if she'd date me though.
17. Would you ever date ..7? omg that is so fucking weird. i honestly didn't do that on purpose. wowwz. yeah, i would.

18. Is ..15 single? yeah sexc lil bachelorettie.

19. What is ..3's favourite band? death cab for bootie.

20. Wheres ..20? the dcfbootie show.

21. What is ..2's biggest wish? to get rich or die tryin'

22. Would ..14 and ..20 make a good couple? no he's mine.

23. What school does ..16 go to? power.

26. Where does ..9 live? around old mill.

27. Would you make out with ..16? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes

28. Are ..5 and ..16 best friends? NO

29. What is the coolest thing about ..2? how every time i see something i'm like "that would look hot on shane."

30. Whats your best memory of ..1? the fucking squirrel noise thing when she went with me downtown..cause we also saw a black lady dodge a squirrel like a football player. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

31. What is ..18s mom's name? beatrice

33.What is ..16s last name? schnepf?

34. what grade is ..17 in? 6. no 10.

35. Would you ever spend the night at ..his/her house? chris'? yeah.

36. What was the last thing u ate with ..4? mcdonalds cookies.

37. What do you hate about ..14? how hes hawt and im nawt.

38. What is ..17s dad's name? .........

39. Can you trust ..20 with your life? probably.

40. What was the last thing you said to ..2? i don't remember. bye?

takeitawayy @ 2005-10-26T19:21:00

2005-10-26T23:32:11Z

i love how everyone has a 20 friend thing and nobody has me on it.
i had sooo much to eat today. after school i went with hayley downtown to get her nose pierced and afterwards we had crepes.
i had apple cinnamon and another one with nuttela, strawberries, and bananas. i ate so much today, i had 1$ pizza at the subway, then the crepes, then sheppards pie. mmm fattie. today in civics (which i found out i am failing!) me and some guys were asking everyone if they were circumsized or not, and everyone answered honestly. and basically the only one who wasn't was ross. and he was like "if you were born with it, then it's supposed to be there." and right away dmitry's like "yeah like a tumor?" ahahahahha. fuck i love dmitry.

takeitawayy @ 2005-10-25T22:07:00

2005-10-26T02:15:45Z

this weekend was good, just a regular weekend. today i had to go to holt renfrew at yorkdale for this thing and i saw my perfect man. he was absolutely perfect. everything about him. i will honestly never forget him. it made me feel sad but hopefully i will have my own glencairn soon. then i went to this musicvideo thing and then i got a call from my agency and i might be leaving them i don't know. in the car alyssa and i were like to my dad "we're being paris and nicole for halloween. guess which one is paris and you will get a can of...beer." and my dad was like to alyssa "uh i don't think we should involve you with beer again." fuckinz funny. i had the scariest dreams last night. i forget what they were but i remember a dude was an old hick and help me captive to molest me. i was scared when i woke up. im tired.

takeitawayy @ 2005-10-22T13:00:00

2005-10-22T17:00:27Z

YES PARAMORE AT THE OPRAH HOUSE ON DEC.17TH
BETS NIGHT OUT OF MY LIFEEEEEEFJD HSF
DSF
DS
:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:DD:D

takeitawayy @ 2005-10-22T12:49:00

2005-10-22T16:51:37Z

yesterday i went to battle of the bands and it was fun i guess? it was fun afterwards. i went to maxines after until like midnight. i have very fucked up dreams. busy weekendddddd.

takeitawayy @ 2005-10-18T14:12:00

2005-10-18T18:24:46Z

yesterday i took a long time to get home after school then and then i had to go downtown to a fashion show and it was soo weird. i had the best makeup artist ever he was like that blonde guy from queer eye and he was so nice. and he knew what he was talking about, he's been the best one i've had so far. the show was so weird because it wasn't runway, it was like...in a big room (the dekla room) and it had lots of model kitchens and we had different kitchens where we had to stay and we had to wear expensive clothes and stuff and be with models we've never met and act like we're having a martini party while people walk by. it was cool..except they wouldn't let the models eat and we were supposed to do that for FOUR HOURS. so the first hour was so boring and we were all yawning and i only had two friends from the fashion show the night before and they were at different kitchens but then i was talking to two girls and this guy comes up with three martinis and he's like "you girls look like you need some fucking drinks!" and i was like "thank you soo much" and then my friend from another thing came over and she was 23 so she had a drink and then she gave it to me..then we realized it was open bars and i kept getting drinks and they were encouraging me cause all the models at my kitchen wanted to get drunk...and then i got really drunk. and then all of a sudden the thing was soo much fun. and all the girls were elmer girls so now tonight at the party i'm gonna have so many friends. i'm so glad i didn't quit because i love doing stuff now, it's so much better once you have friends. then my dad came and drove me home and he said something and i was like "waittt..wasn't that supposed to happen on your birthday?" and he was like "it is.." and i was wasted so i was like "OMGGGGGGG LET'S GO SOMEWHERE RIGHT NOWWW FOR YOU BIRTHDAY" and he's like "dana it's 12 at night" and i was like "I DONT CARE DAD LETS GO SOMEHWERE. HAPPY BRITHDAY TO YOU" so he probably knew. then i made him take us to wendy's where we got frostys which i ended up putting in the freezer. overall a good day. i'm in civics right now and i'm watching some little kid dance.

takeitawayy @ 2005-10-13T21:33:00

2005-10-14T01:40:12Z

skewl was soo good. in the morning alyssa came over and we played a trick on megan and when she called i pretended to forget her birthday and then when she walked into my house and sat down, we ran upstairs with a candle and cake thing and yelled happy birthday and she was so surprised. it was SWEET. thennn i went downtown with hayley and had to go to my agency and try on a million different black dresses, than i had to go to a fitting with this guy on nasaul in kensington and he was so cool..it was really close to the store HARDBOILED, taryn?! and it was amazing. then i went to rotate and got my blood brothers ticket, then i had to go straight to my soccer banquet and i saw a lot of people there, it was good.

takeitawayy @ 2005-10-10T19:24:00

2005-10-10T23:28:45Z

most boring weekend ever.
i'm going to go sew, you can come over if you want.
i need to do something about someone. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
spoox4chris tomorrow.

i love panic at the disco.

2005-10-09T14:35:23Z

the other night shane and becca came over and we rented movies and whatever. yesterday i went to square one with nick and shane. so many papparazi nazis. (a.k.a shane, and some FUCKED girl who was obsessed with me and shane. i don't know why.) nick is adorable. we saw 40 year old virgin. it's funny. i'm really excited for the rocket summer show. i love him and i want to dance to him, he never comes here. it smells so good outside and i love it. nice sweater weather. i had the best dream last night. it was camp manitou but in africa and i saw an elephant stampede and it was so beautiful. and i talked to one of the elephants. so good. maxine gurl i love you. dog walkinz soon?

takeitawayy @ 2005-10-06T19:50:00

2005-10-07T00:26:41Z

today was so good. i love school so much. i never thought in my life would i ever have like a group of friends where we were girls and like...i don't know..you know what i mean you know. we went to lauren browns house and we watched the o.c and then we talked about everything and i love it. i love those girls so much. i'm really happy i get to spend the next 3 years with them. :).
i got my first runway show and i get free clothes. sweeet.
i had some east side marios today.
busy weeeeeekend. god i suck at entries, hahah.
oh.. my ancestors were pirates so y'all got shit on me.

takeitawayy @ 2005-10-05T21:53:00

2005-10-06T02:05:47Z

nev and i are in love.
today i bought EIGHT cds. and the niptuck season two dvd. i think i might just stop watching it on tv and start watching it through my own schedule. and buy the season 3 when it comes out. god i love music.
i have nothing cool to say anymore.

"in terms of evolution, crocodiles have every reason to be smiling."

takeitawayy @ 2005-10-04T20:09:00

2005-10-05T00:15:46Z

my dads pretty cool. so is my grandma. i don't really have anything to say.

oh. i know what i want for christmas..

http://www.marilynmansonartworkonline.com/mm.cgi/2mm_024.html

i can't decide which one but i'm pretty sure this one is a favourite. there are a few others though. the rest are like 10,000 dollars though. i've always wanted grey daisy but of course it's sold out.

takeitawayy @ 2005-10-03T19:03:00

2005-10-03T23:05:43Z

on saturday i really don't remember but i went downtown and then chris' show and then a manitou party. then i slept at hayleys with megan. yesterday i went to the docks and all the bands played so good. i love the starting line, motion city, panic, and fallout boy so much. but the highlight was seeing joel for the first time since the second biggest loss of my life. it was amazing. i love him so much. i am now reassured he's never going to disappear from me. my favourite black man :)

takeitawayy @ 2005-09-30T20:10:00

2005-10-01T00:10:24Z

Well first of all I'm just mentioning how weird and beautiful it is to have a week of gray, cloudless sky and then come home and see pure blue sky with clouds and then a beautiful orange glow at night. I can't even explain that. It was shocking, I realize how much I took that for granted. I'm gonna write a lot just so I can read this later and remember how important Manitou was for me, but you don't have to read this if you don't want to, obviously. At first I thought how it was kind of lame how people were so obsessed with it and stuff saying how it changed their lives and everyone cried and stuff, but then I realized why and I don't even find it stupid anymore and I'm so appreciative for that fucking camp it's unbelievable. There was so much team spirit and I loved it, we had gym-riots and stuff and everyone was decked out in their colours and doing dances and stuff it was so good.I thought I had a lot of friends before that camp but now I made sooo many more friends. During the week we did activities everyday and yesterday we did Waterfront which is where you have a partner and everyone is cannoeing in the lake, and it was freezing cold outside. I was wearing 2 pairs of jeans, 2 hoodies, and like 5 t-shirts.. and my shoes. Robert and I were splashing people and people were splashing us and then stupid ass Robert stands up and I fall in and go completely underwater, and I try to get back in and end up taking him down with me. I had to swim back to shore and it was so weird because I was so heavy. Then they had to take me back to my cabin and shower really fast or else I was going to get hypothermia or something. Our cabin was so dirty and we had a plugged toilet and no hot water. We got it fixed later though... the nights were so unbelievably cold holy shit. I shared a bed with Lacey who is this really adorable 90 pound Marklander and she took up the whole bed. But we got smart by the end of the week and kept the blow dryer plugged in and used it to keep ourselves warm. We had a dance yesterday night and all through the week people could come up during any of the meals in the big food hall and say like a poem or something to ask someone to the dance. I got asked and I asked a couple of guys... I forget who though... We had team colours and I was purple and Dmitry was green so when I asked him the poem was like "We went to Camp Manitou and it was like a dream, we fell in love with the boy on the green team, he had blonde hair and damn he look good, he even live in ma neighborhood, so Dmitry lets not make a big fuss, we both want you to go to the dance with us." It was so funny. The dance last night was so funny and fun. I never thought I would ever do anything like that in my entire life what I did it last night. My friends are so fucking amazing. Alright...today was one of the most important days I'll probably ever have at Silverthorn. Everyone got into the theatre and we sat in a huge circle for a de-brief. A bunch of people got up and said stuff. And honestly I've never cried in front of my friends at Silverthorn except for like...2. And today everything changed because I let go everything that I was holding in from all my friends at school for the past year and hid nothing. All of my friends were hugging me and crying while I cried and it was one of the best and most comforting feelings I've felt in a really really long time. Bk started talking about how important his friends were to him and stuff and how they were there for him when his mom had cancer. Then I just started crying and not one person in the entire place was emotionally stable. EVERYONE was crying because what happened at camp was so unbelievably amazing. This guy named Steve came up and started talking about Siddiq (my vice-principal) and talking about how he is one of the most amazing people in his life and he really is, everyone loves him and he is an amazing principal, and when he said that Siddiq was like a second father to him, everyone started crying even more. This big tough guy named Scott went up and said how he felt emotionally attached to all of us but he couldn't really talk because everyone had lost their voice from the gym-riot we had the other night. Then what did it in for everyone was when Richard got up and said something like, "I'm only 15 years old and I've done a lot of drugs...and I've realized that you don't need shit in your brain to be happy with yourself, ...." and he started crying so much. My guy friends are all so fucking adorable and I love them so much...I was sitting with Craig and Dmitry and Dmitry and I were just crying the whole time, and seeing Ross cry and stuff, it was so cute. And I love them all so fucking much. A lot of my friends don't care about drugs anymore because of this camp. I am so damn proud of Richard. He broke his cigarettes in half when we got off the bus and he's done. I'm so fucking proud... Another thing I realized at camp was how there actually is one more thing more important than music, and that's relationships that you have with your friends, your family, and your teachers, and everyone else in your life. Before I would always think of music that was more important to me than my friends because it did more for me than anyone ever could but then I realized that I have absolutely the most amazing friends at school that anyone could ever ask for. The guys and the girls. My teachers Mrs.Ardell and Madame Macedo helped change my grade 9 year at school when it was the most hard for me, they were there and I've cried with them. I've always thought that during the hardest period of my life last year, I was so alone and no one even wanted to be there for me, but I realize now that my friends were and they tried their best to be there for me. And all we did was cry because we appreciate and love each other all so much. Each and every last one of us is family. I am definitely a changed person because of this camp.

takeitawayy @ 2005-09-25T21:51:00

2005-09-26T02:54:20Z

yesterday we watched the movie, it was bad quality since it was fake (but it's the thought that counts shane <3), saw sean naked, fell asleep. that's about it.. today i went to my little cousins' since it's her birthday. all my family was there. i had a good conversation with my grandpa. we both cried. i love my grandpa. haha. then i came home and packed. i hate packing!!! then i went to go see matt...and he told about how at camp all his teachers were talking to him including his vice-principal and they were all talking about me. saying how i was such a nice girl and so pretty and all this stuff. talking about me for like an hour. i find that so funny. especially because i don't even go to that school. and the only time they met me was when i went to the dance and they think i'm so great cause i went in and helped out. i was high, i don't even remember it! but whatever that's cool. so funny.

takeitawayy @ 2005-09-24T18:57:00

2005-09-24T23:08:31Z

so i didn't get into any trouble at all because my dad knows i was looking out for her and trying to take care of her. if anyone knows about hangovers it's my dad so he was like "ahhh there you are. good morning ladies. how are you feeling? you should have some coffee, it's upstairs. did you eat?" and he was smiling. so i'm good. i forgot to mention that my dad is an anarchist. no i'm kidding, but he painted a sign that says "RADAR AHEAD" because he hates the cops that are always around raping people of their money. my dad and i had to go look for something for my little cousin and it was so hard. we spent like 5 hours in two different malls. but i got sik boots and a sikk t-shirt from old navy for 3$. i'm going over to chris' now to watch movies. hustle&flow and some porno. no i don't know what they got. i miss some of my friends a lot.

Rocket Summer - 10/21/05 Funhaus - TORONTO, ONT :D!!!

takeitawayy @ 2005-09-24T10:03:00

2005-09-24T14:16:02Z

yesterday i had to leave school early and go for a thing downtown and then on the way home i saw kids on ecstasy in the park and they offered me chocolate. it was some good chocolate. then i got the new ap and went to woodbine and saw corpse bride with a bunch of people, then i went to a party. when i got there everyone was like "OMGGGGGG DANA WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU! DANA! WE LOVE YOU DANA!!" and erik donatelli came up to me and was like "DANA OMG YOU ARE SO CHILL. HOLYSHIT. WE WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT HOW CHILL YOU WERE. AND HOW YOU HAVE A 21 YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND. OMG. THATS SO CHILL. HOLYSHIT. DANA, YOU ARE THE CHILLEST GIRL I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!" it was hilarious. everyone was pretty drunk, but so nice. then i had to get alyssa home and the bus took so long and we get home and my dad was on the driveway and i took him inside and told him everything. and he was mad cause i was covering for a friend and i was lying. and how he hates all the lying. but i don't even need to anymore, things were going so well with my dad and i just hope that this isn't a big deal. last night when i was sleeping matt called me and got all the campers to say HI DANA!!!

takeitawayy @ 2005-09-22T21:19:00

2005-09-23T01:34:02Z

my life is incredibly random. some may look at it as interesting, i don't know.
i kind of forget what happened during the day but afterschool matt came, we hung out with some of my friends at my school and apparently all this weird stuff happened but it was nothing compared to when all of a sudden someone was like, uh dana i think you should go have a look at tony. and i walked over to him on the stairs and all i see is blood everywhere. and someone brought his some paper towels but it was clearly more serious than that. so hayley and i run to the office and told my secretary but she was a big fat cow and just moo'ed at me but then the hawtie teacher who i'm in love with was like "wait, what?" and i told him and then we ran. and i sat beside tony and started like...mopping blood off his face, which i guess was kind of weird but i was high..then they screamed at everyone to leave and all the teachers were there. it was very weird. i'm worried about my jet-li...i hope he can still go to manitou. i gotta find out what happened. then afterwards jess, matt and i went on the subway and just rode it around. we walked to a coffee time at dundas west and then we got some mcdonalds and then rode home. we're not gonna see each other for a week. then afterwards i went to jess' apartment and we sat and i find it ridiculous how enlightening and amazing the conversations we have together are.
my day was so much more interesting than that but i'm feeling lazy.

takeitawayy @ 2005-09-21T17:56:00

2005-09-21T22:02:36Z

wtfwtfwtf.
my dad just did the weirdest thing he's ever done.
i sit down for dinner and i realize my brother has a new shirt. and it's a comic and it says fallout boy on it. and i was like "wtf!?! and they wouldn't tell me anything. and my dad went upstairs and came back wearing his own fallout boy t-shirt. and then he started talking to my dog and was like "jake, wheres your fallout boy t-shirt" and then he goes upstairs, brings the dog down and the dog is wearing a god damn fallout boy t-shirt. so i backed up against a wall convinced someone had slipped me some sort of drug or something. i was expecting my dog to shit out some tickets or something. and this was half an hour ago and they still wont tell me anything.
i'm fucking tripping out so badly.

takeitawayy @ 2005-09-19T20:03:00

2005-09-20T00:19:19Z

i bought the book i wanted today, and i tried to get ap and fallout boy tickets but they didn't have either. so tomorrow i'm going down to rotate.. i'm so sick i hate it. i don't like some people sometimes cause they are mean to me.. but anyone else who thinks i hate them i really don't. i know there have been a few. i'm going to do use the ouiji board soon. today was not a good day.. i think i'm gonna sleep for the rest of the week...