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[19 Mar 2006|02:49am]
mandarin tomorrow and i cant' fnction, i'

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[10 Feb 2006|12:31am]
yeahtwo!!

dishankey a.k.a shanked!!
YOU'VE JUST BEEN FUCKING SHANKED

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[01 Feb 2006|11:17pm]
motion city is sold out, i will pay you 300 LOBSTERS to get me a ticket for that show. i mean it!!

edit: i gotz myself not only a ticket, but a hot d8 too! ;)

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[27 Oct 2005|10:01pm]
[ music | paramoreee ]

so today was wtfwtf.
stupid chris creglia called me 394839 times and he's like "WHY AREN'T YOU HERE!?!?"
and then i got there and there are all these people and they rip off their shirts and it says like "dana and foley = (L)" and there was confetti and giant bright orange signs that said like "GIVE HER PLEASURE." oh god. oh god.

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[26 Oct 2005|08:28pm]
[ music | patdadixo ]

k i have to post this. i looked so hard for it and now i'm crying.

 

Current mood: danasgay
Current music: STARWARS N KALAN PORTERS


today i came to dana`s house at 8 or 9 am, and we chilled in her sexy comfy bed until i died then we went downtown and uh, had macdonalds. then we got candiez, n met chriz at mcdonalds.

we started walking to the rockit and i saw k-os and i said hi and called him an asshole and he looked at me like a deer in headlights. uh, lots of inside jokiez with da folkies. we got to the rockit and boy did it sukorz, mam man mandma man. and i was busting some moves and fuckin gawthz came and fucked my flow. fuck dem guy, bun dat shit.

uh, we walked back more inside jokez like "EAT ME" and da puzzy with da lines on da board. n lyke...what else? frickin yeah. so anyways my uterus hurts.

i love z-atom-z

when i wuz at da rockit, da toilet b ovaflowin an DIZ IS WUT HAPPENED U WILL NEVA BELIEVE UR EYEZ.

 

fuqin nutz eh?

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I DONT KNOW HOW TO CUT BCUZ I FUCKING SUCK [26 Oct 2005|08:20pm]
[ music | panic at the disco ]

20 RANDOM PEOPLE.


1. hayley

2. shane

3. becca

4. dmitry

5. alyssa oshawa

6. alyssa toronto

7. foley

8. amber

9. jc

10. nick

11. jet-li

12. lauren b

13. jon

14. andre the vamp

15. hilary

16. maxine

17. creglia

18. chris

19. megan

20. lori





1. How did you meet ..13? alexis show last year... he had a moneen shirt and looked like claudio so we were like "sup."

2. What would have happened if you never met ..5? i wouldn't have that constant feeling that even shit happens..she really does care about me. it's very reassuring. i'd be different for sure.i also would have yet to have the best birthday of my life.
3. What do you honestly think of ..10? hez a qt!!!

Where did question 4 go? He went to go make fun of people and be fucking hilarious cause I love him.

5. If ..15 died tomorrow? Take her place in the marklander circle. HAHAH I'm kidding. I would wear a shirt that says "RIP HILLIE BOO' with her face on it every monday.

6. Would ..2 and ...12 make a good couple? no, she's got vag. she's too much of a woman for any boy i know, seriously. luv her. haha

7. Would ..3 and ..17 make a good couple? hmmm no.

8. Do you know any of ..4's family members? yeah not personally. i know his baby brother is being a dalmation for halloween and that's fucking CUTE.

9. how cute is ..14? fuqin DIS CUTE |---------------------------------------------------------| i luv dat boi.

10. What would you do if ..20 kissed you? it happened. i was drunk, she was drunk. i laughed?

11. What language does ..19 speak? booseteeky.

12. Who is ..8 going out with? randy, they just got married :)

13. When was the last time you talked to ..18? hmmm. not too long ago. i still gotta spook* that fucker.

14. What is ..9's favorite band? fuck i think it's. fordirelifesake. he's so cute.

15. Does ..2 have any siblings? an attractive brother.
16. Would you ever date ..6? no, i question if she'd date me though.
17. Would you ever date ..7? omg that is so fucking weird. i honestly didn't do that on purpose. wowwz. yeah, i would.

18. Is ..15 single? yeah sexc lil bachelorettie.

19. What is ..3's favourite band? death cab for bootie.

20. Wheres ..20? the dcfbootie show.

21. What is ..2's biggest wish? to get rich or die tryin'

22. Would ..14 and ..20 make a good couple? no he's mine.

23. What school does ..16 go to? power.

26. Where does ..9 live? around old mill.

27. Would you make out with ..16? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes

28. Are ..5 and ..16 best friends? NO

29. What is the coolest thing about ..2? how every time i see something i'm like "that would look hot on shane."

30. Whats your best memory of ..1? the fucking squirrel noise thing when she went with me downtown..cause we also saw a black lady dodge a squirrel like a football player. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

31. What is ..18s mom's name? beatrice

33.What is ..16s last name? schnepf?

34. what grade is ..17 in? 6. no 10.

35. Would you ever spend the night at ..his/her house? chris'? yeah.

36. What was the last thing u ate with ..4? mcdonalds cookies.

37. What do you hate about ..14? how hes hawt and im nawt.

38. What is ..17s dad's name? .........

39. Can you trust ..20 with your life? probably.

40. What was the last thing you said to ..2? i don't remember. bye?

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[26 Oct 2005|07:21pm]
[ music | blink 188,thousand - stay together for the kids :S ]

i love how everyone has a 20 friend thing and nobody has me on it.
i had sooo much to eat today. after school i went with hayley downtown to get her nose pierced and afterwards we had crepes.
i had apple cinnamon and another one with nuttela, strawberries, and bananas. i ate so much today, i had 1$ pizza at the subway, then the crepes, then sheppards pie. mmm fattie. today in civics (which i found out i am failing!) me and some guys were asking everyone if they were circumsized or not, and everyone answered honestly. and basically the only one who wasn't was ross. and he was like "if you were born with it, then it's supposed to be there." and right away dmitry's like "yeah like a tumor?" ahahahahha. fuck i love dmitry.

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[25 Oct 2005|10:07pm]
[ music | rocket summa ]

this weekend was good, just a regular weekend. today i had to go to holt renfrew at yorkdale for this thing and i saw my perfect man. he was absolutely perfect. everything about him. i will honestly never forget him. it made me feel sad but hopefully i will have my own glencairn soon. then i went to this musicvideo thing and then i got a call from my agency and i might be leaving them i don't know. in the car alyssa and i were like to my dad "we're being paris and nicole for halloween. guess which one is paris and you will get a can of...beer." and my dad was like to alyssa "uh i don't think we should involve you with beer again." fuckinz funny. i had the scariest dreams last night. i forget what they were but i remember a dude was an old hick and help me captive to molest me. i was scared when i woke up. im tired.

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[22 Oct 2005|01:00pm]
[ music | paramore ]

YES PARAMORE AT THE OPRAH HOUSE ON DEC.17TH
BETS NIGHT OUT OF MY LIFEEEEEEFJD HSF
DSF
DS
:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:DD:D

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[22 Oct 2005|12:49pm]
[ music | paramore for like 2394839 hours straight. ]

yesterday i went to battle of the bands and it was fun i guess? it was fun afterwards. i went to maxines after until like midnight. i have very fucked up dreams. busy weekendddddd.

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[18 Oct 2005|02:12pm]
[ music | little justin timberlake ]

yesterday i took a long time to get home after school then and then i had to go downtown to a fashion show and it was soo weird. i had the best makeup artist ever he was like that blonde guy from queer eye and he was so nice. and he knew what he was talking about, he's been the best one i've had so far. the show was so weird because it wasn't runway, it was like...in a big room (the dekla room) and it had lots of model kitchens and we had different kitchens where we had to stay and we had to wear expensive clothes and stuff and be with models we've never met and act like we're having a martini party while people walk by. it was cool..except they wouldn't let the models eat and we were supposed to do that for FOUR HOURS. so the first hour was so boring and we were all yawning and i only had two friends from the fashion show the night before and they were at different kitchens but then i was talking to two girls and this guy comes up with three martinis and he's like "you girls look like you need some fucking drinks!" and i was like "thank you soo much" and then my friend from another thing came over and she was 23 so she had a drink and then she gave it to me..then we realized it was open bars and i kept getting drinks and they were encouraging me cause all the models at my kitchen wanted to get drunk...and then i got really drunk. and then all of a sudden the thing was soo much fun. and all the girls were elmer girls so now tonight at the party i'm gonna have so many friends. i'm so glad i didn't quit because i love doing stuff now, it's so much better once you have friends. then my dad came and drove me home and he said something and i was like "waittt..wasn't that supposed to happen on your birthday?" and he was like "it is.." and i was wasted so i was like "OMGGGGGGG LET'S GO SOMEWHERE RIGHT NOWWW FOR YOU BIRTHDAY" and he's like "dana it's 12 at night" and i was like "I DONT CARE DAD LETS GO SOMEHWERE. HAPPY BRITHDAY TO YOU" so he probably knew. then i made him take us to wendy's where we got frostys which i ended up putting in the freezer. overall a good day. i'm in civics right now and i'm watching some little kid dance.

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[13 Oct 2005|09:33pm]
[ music | mackie rapping ]

skewl was soo good. in the morning alyssa came over and we played a trick on megan and when she called i pretended to forget her birthday and then when she walked into my house and sat down, we ran upstairs with a candle and cake thing and yelled happy birthday and she was so surprised. it was SWEET. thennn i went downtown with hayley and had to go to my agency and try on a million different black dresses, than i had to go to a fitting with this guy on nasaul in kensington and he was so cool..it was really close to the store HARDBOILED, taryn?! and it was amazing. then i went to rotate and got my blood brothers ticket, then i had to go straight to my soccer banquet and i saw a lot of people there, it was good.

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[10 Oct 2005|07:24pm]
[ music | oli has a deathwish ]

most boring weekend ever.
i'm going to go sew, you can come over if you want.
i need to do something about someone. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
spoox4chris tomorrow.

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